I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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