my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
