He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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