I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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