Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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