How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
