so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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