You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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