i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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