playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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