Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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