a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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