we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
