There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize