My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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