Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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