I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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