Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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