She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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