I got chris browned last night
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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