Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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