Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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