okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
