You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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