'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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