Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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