The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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