her vagine was all disorganized.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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