C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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