OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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