this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You have to summon your inner elephant
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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