I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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