sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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