My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
