he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Panties = found
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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