He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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