Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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