I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
