ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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