we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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