wat bout pragnant strippers??
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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