please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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