OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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