brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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