Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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