I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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