i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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