Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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