I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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