also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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