did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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