thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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