Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You're a waste of cheezeits
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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