i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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